Sex chatrooms with a guy
6) We’re in a sports pub, with footie on the big screens, a dart board on the wall and testosterone rising from the beer-spattered carpets. I sidle up to Simon, dark-haired and with an impressively neat beard, while he was playing pool.
She then tried to convince me that there is nothing between them, again.
When they return and his friend goes to the loo, I swoop and ask if I can borrow his lighter. Then Dave drops a hint about his mate’s girlfriend and we move off. 4) I pick out an ice cube from my drink, carry it over to the slick-haired, muscly carpenter I have my eye on and throw it down. He laughs a bit but I soon establish James is sweet but very, very drunk. But I eventually fix on a barman with cute Jack Jones’ and lovely curly brown hair to boot.
I’ve tried this line on other men and am surprised how consistently well it works – not necessarily shoes but just complimenting something they’re wearing.
Before I knew it, the whole bar was suggesting chat up lines for me to try out.
There was a huge range – from subtle, chatty openers to cheesy, outrageous lines.